Saturday, November 24, 2007

Yay! I'm Off to The Gym :)

This is very exciting, like Christmas morning if I was four. (God, I wish I was four. Everything is so perfect when you're four.) I'm kinda nervous to go back to the gym. The gym I joined three months ago and then have NEVER SET FOOT IN AGAIN. What if they have a weight limit and won't let me in? What if I can only last thirty-five seconds on the elliptical before I get red faced and huffy and puffy? Should I have my insurance card and information about the closet hospital stuffed in a plastic case and dangling around my neck? What if I put my iPod on and run on the treadmill and then can't hear the wheezing and struggling of that poor machine shaking and quivering underneath my GIA-NORMOUS GIRTH and people are laughing and pointing and the manager is called over and I'm asked to get off and he swears, this is so much more embarassing for him than me, but would I please leave?

Or what if it's just really fantastic and amazing and great?


Basic Me said...

Ok.. heres the deal.. everyone is to busy worrying about how big thier own but is so if you get red faced.. just goo.. wow.. a hundred lifts.. and fake it or say the roids are sure blowing me up. I hope all is well. I hate curves and hate going to yoga with the skinny chicks but I feel butter and that sucks.. not because feeling good is bad but because I have to go back. haha.. good luck and love the blog. callie

Jana said...

i know how you feel - hate walking through the doors to the gym i belong to so i just don't go!

Anonymous said...

I just got some vacation pics back and couldn't recognize my own ass. I'm with you on the quest for the new, stong sexy us!

I love the new blog look, too!

adventure grrl said...

Hey Anonymous,
I keep bumping my ass into people because I am completely unaware of its giantic bigger-ness. We're all in it together!