Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Let's Talk About Sex... Again

My Mom and I are having a tearful GOOD-BYE in the driveway yesterday.

ME: "Mom, don't cry, I'll be back soon."
MOM: "But we didn't even get a chance to look at the catalogues."

You know... for her vibrator.

I swear she said it as sincerely as if she was saying, "But we hardly had a chance to spend any time togther." ("LOOKING AT VIBRATOR CATALOGUES!")

So I'm back on the West Coast and a tad exhausted, though very happy NOT to be sleeping with a wormy Chihuahua in a twin bad anymore!

I have something good for tomorrow, I'll post then :)


Two Date Diva said...

Well on the bright side at least she sees picking out a vibrator as something so important that she really wants your input on it! Counts for something, right?

Anonymous said...

I really want to see a picture of your puppy!!!

adventure grrl said...

Good point, TDD!

Anonymous, I owe you, I'll totally put that up soon!

Anonymous said...

I have no idea how I stubbled on your site, but ever since I have I cannot wait for you to post new entries. I love reading your story!! You make me laugh, you make me reflect, you make me smile. I love it! I love it!!!!!!!

adventure grrl said...

Anonymous, That is the sweetest, most awesome-ist compliment I could get. Thank you so much. xo

Peaches1286 said...

You have me DYING of laughter... too crazy. I love your writing.