My Mom and I are having a tearful GOOD-BYE in the driveway yesterday.
ME: "Mom, don't cry, I'll be back soon."
MOM: "But we didn't even get a chance to look at the catalogues."
You know... for her vibrator.
I swear she said it as sincerely as if she was saying, "But we hardly had a chance to spend any time togther." ("LOOKING AT VIBRATOR CATALOGUES!")
So I'm back on the West Coast and a tad exhausted, though very happy NOT to be sleeping with a wormy Chihuahua in a twin bad anymore!
I have something good for tomorrow, I'll post then :)
6 comments:
Well on the bright side at least she sees picking out a vibrator as something so important that she really wants your input on it! Counts for something, right?
I really want to see a picture of your puppy!!!
Good point, TDD!
Anonymous, I owe you, I'll totally put that up soon!
I have no idea how I stubbled on your site, but ever since I have I cannot wait for you to post new entries. I love reading your story!! You make me laugh, you make me reflect, you make me smile. I love it! I love it!!!!!!!
Anonymous, That is the sweetest, most awesome-ist compliment I could get. Thank you so much. xo
You have me DYING of laughter... too crazy. I love your writing.
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